For years now, you guys have been telling me to write a book. Well, high five for Haley, my tome of genius is under construction. Please start saving up your money now to purchase multiple copies because I am not only certain that it will be published, but also positive that it will be ON THE FUCKING NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER LIST INDEFINITELY. Otherwise, I wouldn't waste my time.
In the meantime, I ran into a problem-- I miss blogging, but don't have the time or extra material to use in Starrtrippin', which is why I have not written much lately. After careful consideration, I am granting what I pretty much KNOW would be your one wish if you were trapped on a desert island-- HALEY IS STARTING A REVOLUTIONARY NEW BLOG.
The new blog WHAT WOULD HALEY DO is an advice column for the world at large-- how to navigate through your days HALEY-STYLE. (You're all like, "Fuck yeah! That's the best idea EVER. Let's go have a drink and celebrate!" It's okay. I encourage day drinking. And recreational drug use. Particularly if you are planning to take your kids duck pin bowling in Portsmouth.)
I encourage my readers to FUCKING PARTICIPATE in this new venture. The blog address is:
and I will start giving my stellar advice as soon as you start emailing me shit to write about. Please send it to:
In the meantime, never fear, Starrtrippin isn't dead, it's just taking a back burner (um, not that it was ever really a front burner, but my theory is that if I wrote more often than I do, you would be overwhelmed with my awesomeness and COULDN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT).
So. SEND ME YOUR PROBLEMS, YO.