Sunday, February 15, 2009

I Now Pronounce Thee, "National Cocktail Day"

President's Day is a stupid holiday.

We all know that I hate days when the mail doesn't run. It throws off my whole mindset. Sundays, alone, are hard enough for me to contend with, but a Monday without mail? It's part of my OCD (yes, I do have an official diagnosis)--one of those quirks I have. A day without mail is a day that we don't need.

And PRESIDENT'S DAY?? Can't we at least celebrate something more deserving than that if we're going to have a holiday? I'd much rather celebrate Teacher's Day or Johnny Depp Is Hot Day or National Martini Day. But President's Day, not so much.

So tomorrow, I will be celebrating Teach Your 5-Year Old to Make a Mean Cosmopolitan Day.

Please feel free to join me.

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